[Ok. So t Lance has not seen these pictures b/c Ren has not distributed and now he's dangerously on the verge of being distracted by this. Concentrate on the bigger picture, Lance!!!
....Or is not making some kind of commentary on these private pictures going to make her suspicious.
This is hard.]
..You sext? Dang, Red. And you get on my case for "canoodling" all the time.
[Meanwhile Lance just has his hands in the air like "DON'T SHOOT PLEASE??"]
I'm sorry, I'm sorry -- that was totally inappropriate. I guess I'm just trying to... I dunno. Pretend things are normal and don't have terrifying consequences?
If you wanted to make a not-innapropriate joke, a better option would have been to run with just the 'canoodling' part. There's a reason that word is in the camp rules instead of 'making out'.
[He WOULD have called her a killjoy, but actualy... he's just going to be a bit more careful.]
But in all seriousness, Red? How would your superiors even know that you'd said anything important about Petoskey stones? They don't have surveillance on you, do they?
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Date: 2018-06-26 05:14 am (UTC)....Or is not making some kind of commentary on these private pictures going to make her suspicious.
This is hard.]
..You sext? Dang, Red. And you get on my case for "canoodling" all the time.
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Date: 2018-06-26 05:23 am (UTC)A lady doesn't talk about such things.
And now you don't get to buy a cell phone from the store.
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Date: 2018-06-26 05:43 am (UTC)I'm sorry, I'm sorry -- that was totally inappropriate. I guess I'm just trying to... I dunno. Pretend things are normal and don't have terrifying consequences?
[He sighs.]
Sorry.
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Date: 2018-06-26 05:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-06-26 05:55 am (UTC)...So you wrote all of the rules?
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Date: 2018-06-26 05:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2018-06-26 06:04 am (UTC)[Raising an eyebrow here??]
I just didn't know that it was all you. I figured your superiors wrote at least a few of them.
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Date: 2018-06-26 06:15 am (UTC)'No canoodling' was not originally a rule here. But watching teenagers make out gets tiring after a while.
[Especially when her special someone has to be far away most of the time :(]
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Date: 2018-06-29 04:28 am (UTC)[He WOULD have called her a killjoy, but actualy... he's just going to be a bit more careful.]
But in all seriousness, Red? How would your superiors even know that you'd said anything important about Petoskey stones? They don't have surveillance on you, do they?
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Date: 2018-07-02 03:37 pm (UTC)I have some leeway, since my powers let me alter the footage to some degree. But if I make too many changes, they will notice.